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When ever I'm asked "what do you want for lunch?" I always respond with foods that I don'twant for lunch. Narrow the field and then choose from the remaining few - that's my method!

   WHO IS THIS PROTECTOR OF ITALIAN VIRGINITY ?   

With the same spirit, I decided to narrow myself down by eliminating the things that I am not. I hope it helps you establish the appropriate impression of me.

I was born in Western Sydney, Australia and lived there for over two decades.
When I was 17, I was dating a highschool drama teacher (who, in hindsight probaby shouldn't have been dating me) and he took me on a date to meet his colleagues. His principal asked me if I was an actor too, and I responded with "only in the bedroom!".

I was of course referring to the many monologues and Oscar acceptance speeches I wrote and performed in front of my bedroom mirror. We broke up shortly after.

It was then that I realised I should probably venture out of my bedroom and into the real world. I didn't go to college, nor did I study acting until I moved to the U.S.A. - in leu of that, I studied people. I am a very sensitive person (if you poke me, I'll probably bruise and then sue you), and people's emotions affect me very deeply. For the first few years of my intro to acting, I let that be my teacher. 
 

I then went on to write, direct and star in a paradoy music video which has over 1,000 views on YouTube. I'm practically famous, and will accept my ado's with grace and humility.
 

Through my association with web giant, Rooster Teeth Productions, I have gained a small but very strong army of fans whom I am grooming to take over the ENTIRE WORLD. Or Rather, I utilise my social media platform to advocate for mental health awareness, the environment, sexual education, consent culture, Indigenous rights, and community service.
 

Every year my husband and I run the Rooster Teeth Extra Life 24 Hour Stream (the modern day answer to telethons) and have helped raise over 1.6 million dollars for Children's Miracle Network Hospitals. 

 

NOT, AM I A

Chiminey Sweeper,
New Zealander,
Lion Tamer,
Witch*,
Brain Surgeon,
Sorority Girl*,
Hang Glider,
Angel*,
Rocket Scientist,
South African,
Princess*,
An Accountant for the Mob*,
Faunus*,
Bridge Inspector,
Butcher,
Baker,
Candle Stick Maker ,
Professional Caber Tosser,
Nurse*,
Wine Connoisseur,
Oil Tycoon,
Dutchess (yet),
Rapper,
Twitter Bot*,
CEO*.

(*I have played those characters though!)

ADMITTEDLY, I AM

Australian,
Actor (Film and Television),
Voice Over Artist,
Narrator,

Writer,
Host,
British,
Outdoor Recreation Guide,
Charity Ambassador,
Aspiring Author,
American,
Aspiring Comedian,
Gemmologist,
Event Coordinator,
Book Horder,
The Simpsons Enthusiast,
Animal Adorer,
Hufflepuff (#PuffPride).

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